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24K Mullet #Tossed

24K Mullet #Tossed

24K Mullet #Tossed

 

#mt2k17 #24kmullet

 

Get your gold chains, pinky rings, and bedazzled jorts, cuz we are going all gold everything for Mullet Toss 2017! They ain't ready for ya to throw that little mullet to the moon!

 

(The picture doesn't show it well, but these will be printed with sparkling gold ink... bling bling!) Better blame it on Jesus #tossed!

 

 

24K Mullet Tank Top - Gold on Black - Back

 

This is a screen printed Gildan 2200 tank top. Metallic Gold ink on Black. Sizes S - XXL available.

 

  • Fabric - 100% Cotton Jersey
  • Weight - 6.0 oz
  • Preshrunk jersey knit
  • Banded neck and armholes
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Mullet Toss XXXIII Trucker Hat

Mullet Toss XXXIII Trucker Hat

Mullet Toss XXXIII Trucker Hat

 

#mt2k17 #24kmullet

 

The perfect accessory (other than your mullet wig and jorts) to go with your tank top. You'll need this when you put your pinky rings up to the moon!

 

Order by 5:00PM on Friday, March 31 for guaranteed delivery before Mullet Toss weekend.

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Murica, Land Of The Free, Home Of The Toss

Murica, Land Of The Free, Home Of The Toss

Murica, Land Of The Free, Home Of The Toss

#mt2k17 #comeandtossit

 

They can't take our guns, our freedom, or our toss tanks. Nothing says "God Bless 'Murica" like one of these. Hot damn we are feeling patriotic as f*** right now and can't wait for Mullet Toss!

 

Murica Land Of The Free Home Of The Toss Tank Top - Red + Blue on White - Back

 

This is a screen printed Gildan 2200 tank top. Red and Blue ink on White. Sizes S - XXL available.

 

  • Fabric - 100% Cotton Jersey
  • Weight - 6.0 oz
  • Preshrunk jersey knit
  • Banded neck and armholes

Order by 5:00PM on Friday, March 31 for guaranteed delivery before Mullet Toss weekend.

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Higgins 2016

Higgins 2016

"HIGGINS 2016 - Have your affairs in order."

 

When Congressman Clay Higgins speaks, WE LISTEN. His Crime Stopper videos feature a no-nonsense, tough-love message, urging criminals to turn their lives around or deal with the consequences.

 

Hard, but fair. Tough, yet eloquent. Some of the criminals may remain at large, but Lt. Higgins has succeeded in capturing the hearts of millions. Jimmy Fallon thought he should run for President in 2016, but instead he ran for Congress, and WON! Now he's in Washington trying to get this country's affairs in order!

 

T-shirt details: Navy color. 100% cotton. Pre-shrunk jersey knit. Taped neck and shoulders. Available in men's and women's fit.

 

#higgins2016

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Do You Even Murica Breaux?

Do You Even Murica Breaux?

DO YOU EVEN 'MURICA BREAUX?

#clothes4breauxs

 

USA! USA! USA! If you're a red-blooded American BRO (or BREAUX if you are from the south) there is no better way to show your patriotic spirit than to bring your guns out when the sun is out during the spring and summer.

 

Now throw on your tank top, crank up some dubstep, flex those jacked muscles, and shotgun a beer on the beach like the f****** boss that you are!

 

This is a screen printed Gildan 2200 tank top. White and Blue ink on Red.

  • Fabric - 100% Cotton Jersey
  • Weight - 6.0 oz
  • Preshrunk jersey knit
  • Banded neck and armholes

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Business In The Front, Party In The Back

Business In The Front, Party In The Back

Business in the front.

 

Party in the back.

 

#mt2k14

 

When the sun's out, bring the guns out with this essential tank top for the spring and summer.

 

Throwing it back to a certain beach bar for an unnamed fish-throwing contest, representing in style!

 

This is a screen printed Gildan 2200 tank top. White ink on Orange.

  • Fabric - 100% Cotton Jersey
  • Weight - 6.0 oz
  • Preshrunk jersey knit
  • Banded neck and armholes
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Mullet Wars The Toss Awakens

Mullet Wars The Toss Awakens

Mullet Wars The Toss Awakens - Toss Mullets You Must

 

#mt2k16 #mulletwars

 

These are the tank tops you're looking for. Beer is the path to the Mullet Toss. The Toss is strong with you. A powerful Tosser you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Mullet… Tosser.

 

Mullet Wars Tank Top - Black + White on Gold - Back

 

This is a screen printed Gildan 2200 tank top. Black and White ink on Gold. Sizes S - XXL available.

 

  • Fabric - 100% Cotton Jersey
  • Weight - 6.0 oz
  • Preshrunk jersey knit
  • Banded neck and armholes
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Green With Envie

Green With Envie

"Green with envie."

 

St. Patrick's Day is right around the corner and we know that you've got a craving for some boiled crawfish and green beer!

 

Well in South Louisiana, you might hear a Cajun say you've got an "envie" for those delicious treats... envie [ahn-vee] noun: A longing or hunger to do or eat something. Other Southerners might use the word ‘hankering’ where a Cajun would use ‘envie.’ “I’ve got an envie for some crawfish."

 

Order your one of a kind "Green with envie." t-shirt today and bring together your Irish and Cajun roots for St. Patrick's Day!

 

*We only have one shipping option that takes 2-3 days anywhere in the US.

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Say Girl, You Look Like A King Cake (purple)

Say Girl, You Look Like A King Cake (purple)

Front: "Say girl, you look like a king cake."

Back: "Let me put a baby in ya!"

 

The undisputed king of all Mardi Gras t-shirts is back! Don't fall for the fakers and copycats out there. WE are the ORIGINAL!

 

If you are interested in a bulk/group order for your friends or Mardi Gras Krewe (15 pieces or more) please email tshirts@ikeepitrealtees.com for special pricing and possible customization.

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Say Girl, You Look Like A King Cake (green)

Say Girl, You Look Like A King Cake (green)

Front: "Say girl, you look like a king cake."

Back: "Let me put a baby in ya!"

 

The undisputed king of all Mardi Gras t-shirts is back! Don't fall for the fakers and copycats out there. WE are the ORIGINAL!

 

If you are interested in a bulk/group order for your friends or Mardi Gras Krewe (15 pieces or more) please email tshirts@ikeepitrealtees.com for special pricing and possible customization.

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Say Girl, You Look Like A King Cake (gold)

Say Girl, You Look Like A King Cake (gold)

Front: "Say girl, you look like a king cake."

Back: "Let me put a baby in ya!"

 

The undisputed king of all Mardi Gras t-shirts is back! Don't fall for the fakers and copycats out there. WE are the ORIGINAL!

 

If you are interested in a bulk/group order for your friends or Mardi Gras Krewe (15 pieces or more) please email tshirts@ikeepitrealtees.com for special pricing and possible customization.

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There’s A Baby In This King Cake (purple)

There’s A Baby In This King Cake (purple)

"There's a baby in this king cake!"

 

Finally, a cute Mardi Gras t-shirt for pregnant chicks (or fat guys)! If you've got a bun in the oven around Fat Tuesday this year, let folks know you and your little one are still celebrating. Show off that beautiful baby bump and hopefully keep people from forcing you to do shots and play beer pong.

 

T-shirt details: Purple color. 100% cotton. Pre-shrunk jersey knit. Taped neck and shoulders. Available in women's fit only.

 

#theresababyinthiskingcake , #mardigras2017

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